Vivien's Very Funny Joke
Hello Everyone,
Vivien sent me a joke which I think is very funny and I want you to all enjoy it as well. Mark
TRUE BLONDE
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
posted by taiwanteacher @ 8:34 AM
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Hi Mark,
I have a little confusion with this joke. After reading it twice, I got the point and I think it was really funny; however, I still could't figure out one thing. Does there anything relation between the girl's finger broken and she is a brunette or a blonde ?
~"~ bye, snow
Hello Snow,
It is good to see you here and to read your post!
Actually, the joke is just trying to suggest that the blonde is a very dumb person, whereas if she would have been a brunette,or if she had any other hair color than blonde, she would not be so dumb. Thus, that is the only connection or relationship between the girl's broken finger and the color of her hair. (Snow, I hope my answer was clear to you but if not, please let me know and I will try to make my meaning more clear).
In another post on this blog, I was explaining how blonde people, especially women, are often the "butt of the joke," and accused of not being very smart. However, as Vivien pointed out in her post, she has a friend who is blond and that person is not dumb at all. I also agree with Vivien.
Ok, bye,bye, Snow, and post again anytime. Mark
hahaha I love this joke....though it's sarcastic to make fun of the blonde!! can't help but burst into tears(because of my exaggerated laughter)...^O^
Here is a joke from my cousin.
Hope you like it! lol
One day, a liitle girl asked her mom,"Mom, how old are you?"
The mom said,"That is not a very polite question to ask."
Then, the girl asked,"Mom, how much do you weigh?
The mom said,"That is also not very nice."
Then the girl asked,"Mom, why did you divorce with Daddy?"
The mom replied,"That is none of your buisness. Stop asking rude
questions."
The very next day, the girl told her friends about what she asked her mom
about. She said,"My mom told me that asking her about her age and weight
are rude questions."
Her friends said,"Oh. You can find all the information on your mom's
driver's license."
So when the girl returned, she looked at her mom's driving lisence. When
her mom came in the room, the girl said," I know how old you are. You are
32!"
The girl's mom siad,"Wow. How did you know that? That's pretty amazing."
The girl said,"I also know how much you weigh. You weigh 140 lbs.!"
The mom said,"Wow. Amazing!"
Then the girl said,"I also know why you divorced with Daddy. You got a
'F'
under Sex!"
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Hello Kevin,
Great joke! Very funny!
Bye,bye Marvin
I extremely did not know the intereting point of the joke until Mark had a clear explain today in class. Thanks for Mark's explanation in detail. I think I never have the intelligence to understand the meaning of the jokes right away, I often feel confused and always the last one to laugh, my God! Even the knock-knock jokes that Mark told us in class I did not know very well, I beg Mark explain it again for Grace, thank you^^
Hello Grace,
Well, don't feel bad about not understanding the knock-knock jokes I told in class today.(Actually, I don't think they were very good). I promise you that I will post a message by Tuesday evening explaining them to you so that maybe they will be easier to understand. (However, I don't promise you that you will find them to be funny, Grace).
Also, I think you are a very smart person so being the last one to laugh is not so bad at all! (Actually, do you know what is worse than being the last person to laugh at a joke? Being a person who laughs at his own jokes, which is what I do! My mother tells me that is very sad that I make myself laugh so much by my own jokes! I think she may be right. Ho,ho,ho!).
Ok, Grace, check back for a more in-depth answer about the good? knock-knock jokes. Bye,bye Mark
Dear Mark,
Thank you for your explanation, I got it now!!
By the way, it make me think of one movie I have watched before, The Real Blonde,and it discriminated against blonde, thought blonde was stupid; however, the leading character overthrowed the thinking. It was really an interesting and worth watching movie!!
^___^ bye, snow
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Well,I have a joke, but this one is quite short.
I tried to memorize the word "sophomore", so I thought what special way could I use. I combined the sounds of the two words "suffer" and "more", so the sound of the combination is like the sound of the term "sophomore". Did you get it? Indeed, we will become sophomores very soon, and we will suffer more!
Snow wrote
Dear Mark,
Thank you for your explanation, I got it now!!
By the way, it make me think of one movie I have watched before, The Real Blonde,and it discriminated against blonde, thought blonde was stupid; however, the leading character overthrowed the thinking. It was really an interesting and worth watching movie!!
^___^ bye, snow
Hi Snow,
Perhaps in the future I will watch the movie you wrote about in your post. I had not heard of that movie before.
I agree that stereotypes are often wrong. I do believe that it is impossible to look at a person's hair or skin color and actually tell anything about how intelligent the person is or isn't.
Bye,bye Snow. Mark
Grace wrote:
I extremely did not know the intereting point of the joke until Mark had a clear explain today in class. Thanks for Mark's explanation in detail. I think I never have the intelligence to understand the meaning of the jokes right away, I often feel confused and always the last one to laugh, my God! Even the knock-knock jokes that Mark told us in class I did not know very well, I beg Mark explain it again for Grace, thank you^^
Hi Grace,
Sorry I didn't keep my promise and write to you yesterday. However, I will try to give you a better explaination now.
I told 2 knock-knock jokes in class. I don't know why but I have remembered them from my childhood. The first knock-knock joke:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cantaloupe.
Person 2: Cantaloupe who?
Person 1: Can't elope tonight my father has the car.
Grace this joke requires the listener to understand the words "cantaloupe" (a fruit) and "elope" (a couple which will run away and secretly get married, perhaps because their parents don't want them to get married).
These words may sound the same but they have very different meanings, as I have shown above. and,thus, listeners may find the joke to be funny because of that fact. (Does that make sense to you, Grace? I hope so).
Here is the second knock-knock joke I told in class:
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Banana.
Person 2: Banana who?
Person 1: Banana, banana.
(Again)
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Banana.
Person 2: Banana who?
Person 1: Banana, banana.
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
This joke may be funny because the word “orange,” sounds kind of similar or can be said in a way that sounds similar to “aren’t. (I know the words don’t really sound the same but they can be said in a way that sounds kind of similar to each other. Grace, I can say these words for you when I see you and perhaps you will better understand what I mean. Just ask me if you want me to do that for you).
Well, Grace, as I said to you before, your not laughing may have more to do with the jokes not being funny than anything else. I hope my explanation helped you but if not, please tell me and I will try to help you understand.
Bye,bye Grace. Mark
Thank you very much!Mark. I am touched because you explain the jokes as detailed as you can, I have understood than before,besides I have learned more words from it! Thanks for your doing me a favor.I also want to learn much more American jokes.
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